How Not To Seduce A Woman

Just wanted to share this little exchange with you all. Most of you will only get a chuckle out of this. Some of you could use this as an example of what not to do, and learn from this. This is a chat that I participated in on OMGPOP. I’ll interrupt it on occasion to point out just what this guy is doing wrong. Keep in mind that this is the first time I’ve ever heard from this guy. I thought about editing his name so as not to be mean, but fuck it. He doesn’t deserve my sympathy. Nothing in this is edited, apart from removing time codes.

John N(8524): hi sexy

KristenO: hiya

John N(8524): how r u doing

KristenO: pretty good

KristenO: you?

John N(8524): im ok

John N(8524): r u single

KristenO: yeah

John N(8524): ok were u from

KristenO: new mexico… and you?

John N(8524): nyc

KristenO: cool

John N(8524): can i tell u something but u can not get mad at me ok

KristenO: sure

John N(8524): im looking at ur pics an i got horny baby

Q&A: Hard To Please

BadGuy100 asked: Read this excerpt and let me know what you think.

For those who don’t want to click on the link, it leads to a very short article on a blog called, “The Village square for entertainment, news and opinions.” The article is called “Beware of the horny woman!!!” and it’s short enough that I’ll quote it here:

According to a new study in the Journal of sexual medicine, women with high libidos may be harder to please in the bedroom. The more easily aroused women were, the lower their sexual satisfaction tended to be.
“Men assume that women who are always ready to go get more sex,” says study author, Amy Lykins, Ph.D. “That is not always the case.” For these women, sex may be only a momentary high, so they are left always wanting more.

My thoughts on this? Well, being a pretty horny woman with a pretty active sex life, I both agree and disagree with this. I don’t think I’m hard to please in the bedroom. Sex is one of the things that I really and truly enjoy and is rarely anything less than fully satisfying. Sometimes it even reaches spectacular or mind-blowing levels of enjoyment! But I do agree with the second part, about being left wanting more. It’s pretty accurate to say that the more sex I get, the more sex I want. It is a kind of addiction, isn’t it? How can something that makes you feel so good not be?

A Surprising Turn

(continued from here, with a choice of “agree to help him because he’s sexy and maybe I can try to draw his attention away from his work”)

I smiled back at him, with a bit of a smirk, as I asked, “What do you have in mind?” I rose as I spoke, and took a few steps toward him, my hips rolling. I bit back my frustration as he didn’t seem phased in the least. He started writing on a sheet of paper. I approached the end of the table across from him and leaned over, my hands resting on the table. He finished writing and reached up to hand me the paper, looking up as he did. His eyes locked on my cleavage for a moment, and I smiled.

“If… If you could find these books for me, it would be a big help.”

I took the paper from him and looked it over, not changing my position. “I think I can find these quickly enough,” I said. I glanced up and noticed his eyes back on my cleavage. I turned and walked away, again making sure to sway my hips. I looked back at him as I turned down one of the aisles. He was still watching me.

Stubborn Man

(continued from part 1, with a choice of “mystery”)

The guy had close-cropped blonde hair and an intense look in his eyes. He was clean-shaven and square-jawed. He wore a loose-fitting black coat, but his dark gray shirt underneath fit him snugly. His shirt was tucked into black pants with a silver-buckled black leather belt. His black shoes were nice-looking, but more durable than dress shoes. I could only really get a rough idea of his body type, but he seemed to be in good shape, a couple inches taller than me, and absolutely delicious looking!

I smoothed my skirt, adjusted my breasts in my bra,  and rounded the corner again. He was gone! He must’ve moved like a ghost! I was definitely close enough to have heard him. Or was I so lost in the brief rush of thoughts about him ravaging me that I just didn’t notice him leave? Confused, and a little frustrated, I went looking for him.

It didn’t take long for me to find him again. He was sitting at a table a little ways away from where I first spotted him. His briefcase was open on the table, and he had several books scattered around him. He was furiously scribbling away on a notepad, either copying from an open book on the table or referencing it often. I couldn’t tell what book it was, or what it was about, but I could see some of the others he had. There were books on secret societies, rare metals, electronics, and nursery rhymes, as well as a map of southern Europe.

how do you feel about the fact that someone masturbate to your pictures?

personally, i’m thrilled. really, do you think i’d put up pictures like i do if i had a problem with that? i love that right now, somewhere out there, some guys is stroking his hard cock while thinking of me, looking at my picture. is that guy you? it really does arouse me to know that someone’s looking at me, getting turned on him or herself. the fact that i inspire people i’ve never met to jerk off and cum gives me no end of pleasure!

fill my box! ask me absolutely anything! and i do mean anything!

When was the last time you had really great sex? And what made it so great?

really great sex? like mind-blowing sex? the last time i had that was about a month ago (not that the sex since hasn’t been great, but we’re talking really phenomenal here).

what made it so hot was that he really knows how to tease. we spent the day together, but were with friends and in public, so we didn’t get a chance to really go at it until that night. but all through the day, he’d tease me and really get me going. he’d whisper in my ear about how bad he wanted to fuck me, and there was just something in his voice that made me wet immediately. his hands would roam whenever they could. it actually became a game for him to touch me and whisper like that in secret. it’s not a secret that he and i fuck, but we treated it like it was. car rides were intense. he’d waste no time in getting his hand between my legs, and at one point i gave him a blowjob while he was driving. by the time we actually did get home, we were both so fucking hot and horny that we practically ripped our clothes off and fucked on the porch! but he still kept teasing me. i think we just had intense foreplay for at least a half hour before he finally went down on me. i had two orgasms before he finally let me have his cock inside me. he locked eyes with me as we fucked, and he never looked away or closed his eyes for more than a second or two. with all the teasing, i’m surprised he lasted as long as he did. we were both covered in sweat by the time we finished. it was one of those sessions where i had trouble walking after!

so, in short, and this is what works for me all the time… seduction, teasing, stimulation without satisfaction…. and i end up begging for it and being totally insatiable!

fill my box! ask me absolutely anything! and i do mean anything!

I normally love playing with the clit way before sex, is that usually a good thing for a guys rep or should I just get down and dirty?

i’m sorry, but this is a pretty dumb question. anything that stimulates the girl is a plus, and if it’s before penetration, it’s just going to make her wetter and hotter and hornier! and if you don’t think that playing with a girl’s clit gives her sexual stimulation, then either what you think is the clit isn’t really the clit, or you’re doing something very wrong.

having said that, be smart enough to not go straight for her clit when you start playing around. work your way up to that, then make her cum with your fingers or your tongue on her clit, then you’re golden!

fill my box! ask me absolutely anything! and i do mean anything!