How Not To Seduce A Woman

Just wanted to share this little exchange with you all. Most of you will only get a chuckle out of this. Some of you could use this as an example of what not to do, and learn from this. This is a chat that I participated in on OMGPOP. I’ll interrupt it on occasion to point out just what this guy is doing wrong. Keep in mind that this is the first time I’ve ever heard from this guy. I thought about editing his name so as not to be mean, but fuck it. He doesn’t deserve my sympathy. Nothing in this is edited, apart from removing time codes.

John N(8524): hi sexy

KristenO: hiya

John N(8524): how r u doing

KristenO: pretty good

KristenO: you?

John N(8524): im ok

John N(8524): r u single

KristenO: yeah

John N(8524): ok were u from

KristenO: new mexico… and you?

John N(8524): nyc

KristenO: cool

John N(8524): can i tell u something but u can not get mad at me ok

KristenO: sure

John N(8524): im looking at ur pics an i got horny baby

Tit Fucking

A fairly common question I get is about whether or not I enjoy tit fucking. The short answer is “yes.” But I thought I’d elaborate a bit more about this topic.

It’s pretty easy to get why guys like it. They like tits. They like fucking. Duh. I mean, when it comes down to it, guys are going to get off no matter what part of my body they’re rubbing their cock against. Breasts just offer one more different sensation. Mix with that the visual of a pair of large breasts, pressed together to produce some good cleavage… it’s a good look. Add in your dick sliding between them, and it’s damn near perfection!

As far as why I like it…. Well, there are plenty of reasons.

What Not To Do

Here are some messages and tweets I’ve received that really just turn me off. These are things that will likely not get a response, and if they do, it will not be a good one. In most cases, I’ll be removing identifying information to protect the… not innocent… whatever. Take this as a warning for those of you who might write something like this, and for those of you who already know better, take this as entertainment!

Feedback 8/21

thought i’d take some time to share some of the emails people have been sending me. again, to leave feedback or ideas for this blog, send an email to bunnysdreams@gmail.com and feel free to say whatever you want! i honestly want to know whatever’s on your mind! and who knows? maybe you’ll inspire some new hot story from me, or remind me of one of my personal tales to tell, or maybe you’ll convince me to do something else here that i haven’t even thought of yet!

part of the point of me doing these feedback posts (i hope there will be more) is to give you all a glimpse of what other people are saying. hopefully this will inspire more of you to write! and not just write…. send me anything!

Friends With Benefits

a friend of mine recently published a blog post about friends with benefits. i felt compelled to comment on it.

believe it or not, i have some experience with this 😉

the entirety of my rather lengthy comment on his blog follows:

Hi, please i need your help. Am 17 and my boyfriend fancies getting his dick sucked. I never do cuz am scared am not good enough…please can you help me with some good tips.

when i first got this question, i wrote a pretty lengthy response. unfortunately, formspring fucked up and lost my response. i thought it was an interesting enough question that i decided to answer it again (and keep a copy in case the same thing happens, so i can replace it on my blog at least)

so here’s take 2: