Q&A: Hot Celebs

mischiefm8ker asked me something that required a bit of research: In the past you have expressed your interest in the incredibly hot and sexy Scarlett Johansson. And who can blame you, she is frackin hot! But I am curious as to your thoughts on these other fine ladies? 1. Kat Dennings 2. Emma Stone 3. Eva Green 4. Malin Akerman 5. Olivia Wilde 6. Christina Hendricks 7. Megan Fox 8. Jennifer Lawrence 9. Amber Heard 10. Alice Eve

Alright, in order to answer this in the spirit of the question, I’m going to be focusing here on the bodies of these girls (at the risk of sounding too much like a guy). Some of them I’m familiar with; some I’m not so much.

0. Scarlett Johannson

What can I say? Scarlett is one of the hottest girls out there, and her hotness includes everything about her right down to her smokey voice! I decided to start with her even though she’s not techinically part of the list provided, because she’s the starting point of it. mischiefm8ker specifically called her out in his question, so she’ll provide the baseline for everyone else.

She has curves in all the right places, beautiful eyes, and very kissable lips. I’m also going to use her to prove a point here. I asked all of you to help provide sexy pics or videos for these girls, and I did get a few responses. The point, though, is what does “sexy” mean? For Scarlett, someone forwarded me this image:

Q&A: Caught

Just a quick note before we get started: I’d still love some more input about the girls mentioned in the sticky post on the front page of this blog. I’d really like everyone’s help on this!

JackM wanted to know: Ever been caught or nearly caught masturbating?

Assuming that this does not include times that I’ve deliberately been “caught,” then… no. At least, I can’t think of any situation like that. I’m sure that’s not the answer you’re looking/hoping for, but it will have to do.

On the other hand, I can think of two times that I’ve been on the other end of this question: I’ve caught someone masturbating. The first was about a year after I moved out of my parents’ house. On a visit back, I accidentally walked in on my younger brother hard at work in the bathroom. Now, I’ve often thought about my brother fucking me, and seeing him stroking his hard cock just fueled my imagination. The situation was awkward, though, and definitely wasn’t an opportunity to act on it. I quickly apologized and closed the door.

Q&A: Porn or Erotica?

ScottyM wants to know: would you rather watch a porn flick or read a book of erotica?

Good question!

Like most girls, I think, I’d rather read some good erotica. Now, I’ve got nothing against watching porn at all. In fact, it is something I enjoy at times, especially watching with someone. I just think that imagination is truly one of the hottest erogenous zones, and stimulating imagination is something that really gets me going! That’s why I enjoy reading and writing erotica, and why I enjoy cybersex so much. Imagination is also the best way to get me all hot and bothered… it’s the best way to seduce me, as some of you know!

I’ve gotta say, as a quick addition to this… One of the things I really enjoy reading the most, are the stories that some of you have sent me. You know the ones… about meeting me and fucking me, or the dreams you have about me, or the other fantasies about me that you’ve got rolling around your wonderful perverted minds! I love knowing I turn you on, and when I inspire you to do something like that… ohhh wow!

Q&A: Wearing Him Out

PatrickOF wants to know: Have you ever worn out a guy during sex before?

It’s not uncommon for me to be wanting more sex after the guy has cum and he’s unable to continue for at least a bit. Some guys can go again right away. Some need a short break before they’re ready to go again. Sometimes I can shorten this break by whispering dirty thoughts in his ear, or talking about how much I love being fucked by him, or sucking his cock until he’s nice and hard again. But I don’t think that counts as wearing a guy out, even if I don’t arouse him back again. But there was this one time…

This was a guy that I’d fucked several times. A few times, when still wanting more, I’d managed to arouse him to give me some more. This particular night, he’d fucked me doggie style until he came over my ass. We relaxed for a bit, laying down on the bed as my fingers gently caressed his cock and his played with my tits. As soon as I felt him start to harden up again, I started working faster and harder, until he was rock hard again and I climbed on top of him and lowered my pussy over his cock and began to ride.

Q&A: Girth

ShylyAnonymous sent me this: I apologize if this is a silly question or one that isn’t relevant, but in your FAQ I noticed you talked about your ideal penis length, but does thickness matter to you? If so, how? I’m a bit embarrassed to admit this (though perhaps I shouldn’t be given the relative anonymity of the Internet, and your very welcoming and supportive atmosphere here), but I’m a virgin long after most of western society would probably say is “normal” for a guy. I guess I just figured getting a little more knowledge might help me feel a little more prepared or less anxious. Thanks for the time and the compelling content you create. It seems pretty rare to find someone as articulate, open, and thoughtful as you.

First off, thanks for all the compliments! I’m very glad you enjoy reading what I write, and very happy that I can pass on something that people might find useful.

I’m going to skirt around the main question for a moment and address something else you mentioned. Getting more knowledge about sex can definitely enhance your enjoyment, but you’re never going to really be prepared for your first time, and you’ll definitely be anxious or nervous. The best thing you can do to perform better and with more confidence is really just start doing it. You’ll learn more from experience than I can ever shed light on, and the more you do it, the better you’ll get.

Alright, the reason I don’t talk about my ideal thickness or girth is that, while it matters, it’s difficult for me to judge. People sometimes ask me about the size of cocks of the guys I fuck as if I pull out a tape measure just before he enters me. I don’t. Mostly what I judge on is rough comparisons of how the guy feels compared to some of my toys. I know how long each of my toys is, because, well, that’s how they’re advertised. If girth was mentioned on the packaging, I don’t remember. Thickness is important, because it’s not just how deep the dick can press, it’s also about how well it fills the space inside. For both guys and girls, the tighter the fit, the better. Or at least, that’s my view. Really what it all comes down to for girth is much the same as what it comes down to for length. There’s too big and there’s too small… but there’s a wide range in between that’s good to great. And, in both cases, I’ve very rarely come across anyone outside of that margin.

So relax, and go find yourself a girl!

Q&A: Blow Job Style

First off, I want to apologize to all of you for the lack of updates lately. Things have been busy, most notably because of my recent birthday. I should be back on track, with Q&A questions answered twice a week and perhaps some additional content very soon!

JimmyT wants to know: what kind of blowjob girl are you? are you the sloppy spit girl? are you the tongue girl? are you the deepthroater? how would you describe your oral skills?

Really, I guess it all depends on a number of factors. Most important is the guy and how much I know about what he likes and how he responds to what I do. A lot of that also depends on his mood, my mood, the general situation, and other factors like that.

For example, when the main goal is teasing, I guess I’m more of the tongue girl. I’ll kiss the tip and slowly swirl my tongue around it. I’ll take long, slow licks up and down the shaft. Things like that. But that will come after lots of kisses and licks and nibbles on your thighs and all around your hard (or hardening) cock.

Q&A: Picking Up Girls

I’m kind of surprised that wolfalone was the first to ask this: I’ve always been shy throughout my life and I am currently struggling with picking up women at bars and clubs. I can talk but, start to eventually get really nervous and unsure what to say after the opening statement. I’ve been a huge fan of yours for a long time Kristen, and I wasn’t sure if maybe you could give me some pointers that may help me?

Well, I’ll try to help as much as I can, but there’s only so much I can do. Every girl is different, and every situation is different. I’ll give you some general pointers based on what I like, but ultimately, when it comes down to it, you’re on your own.

Be confident. This sounds hard, but it will come with practice. Actually, thinking about it, a little nervousness is good. A guy who’s completely sure of himself is probably some kind of player. If all you’re interested in is fucking her once, then go with it. If you think you’d at least like to see her again, drop the master of the universe act. A little nervousness is kinda cute. It also lets the girl know that you think she’s something special, that you care whether or not she’ll like you. This is a good thing. But being too nervous is going to result in failure. Err on the side of confidence. Be sure of yourself, but don’t let her think that she’s the next in a series of conquests. Keep eye contact as much as you can; just don’t give her the impression that you’re a psycho stalker.

Keep the talk light. Especially at the beginning. Politics, religion, or any other divisive topic should be off limits. This can include sports, depending on where you’re at. Talk about her job, her family, her friends, where she’s from, etc. Which brings us to…

Keep the focus on her. While trying to stay confident, it’s easy to try to impress her any way you can. Don’t. Confidence does not mean full of yourself. You’re interested in her, remember? She’ll be impressed that this impressive guy wants to know about her, rather than this impressive guy wants her to know how impressive he is. Don’t brag, especially if you’re well within your rights. If volleyball comes up, sure, tell her that you used to play. If she bites and asks for more, then you can tell her that you’ve won several championships. But then quickly get the spotlight back on her. Deviations are fine, but always come back to her. Besides, the more she’s talking about herself, the less you have to worry about how impressive you’re being.